Why did no one tell me Bilbo Baggins was gonna be in the new season of TB??!?!
As the dust settles in Bon Temps, Sam and Luna’s plans for a fresh start are interrupted by a new arrival, hell-bent on revenge. Meanwhile: Sookie’s vow for a life without vampires is put to the test; Lafayette struggles with his latest acquisition; Patrick calls in a favor from Terry, that will put his relationship with Arlene under pressure; Jessica takes a backseat, while Jason caters for an unwelcome house guest; Pam tries to make amends, and Bill and Eric plan their escape from the forces now pursuing them, but are soon drawn into a plot that will shatter the very foundations of the vampire hierarchy, and bring them face to face with their deadliest enemy.
Sooooooo, Tara’s not in there but she obviously sticks around, someone is gonna end up turning her. Vampire!Steve will feast on Jason (and will include lots and lots of homoerotic subtext cause that’s how those two roll). Lafayette I have no idea. Pam will try her best to get over the fucking fairy vagina. And Billric will get into all sorts of shit before Russell comes back to town to fuck things up even more.
The undead face their greatest threat in tonight’s episode of HBO’s “True Blood” (at 9 p.m.).