His politeness is so exacting it almost makes him come off like a prick. Everything about him is neat, orderly and crisp, in keeping with his Iceman nickname.

Here’s real Brad and fake Brad pretending they’re ballerinas. 

(Source: The Atlantic)

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I don’t miss anything from home. The only exception is my bike. I miss that. Speed, solitude, and no one can touch me.

HBO War Characters: Brad “Iceman” Colbert

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