Literally unable to not be a creeper.

Skarsgård sits down next to Moyer and, almost immediately, a makeup artist begins applying dots of red corn syrup to his cheeks, chin, neck, and chest. “Don’t you want to know why Eric’s face is all bloody?” Moyer asks, and Skarsgård nods at him to continue. “He rips somebody’s heart out and then drinks blood from the aorta like it’s a straw. It’s so fucking cool!” Skarsgård, who’s been known to deliver some of the show’s wittiest one-liners, says, “When I’m finished, I just look into the camera and burp. It’s so gross.” Perched next to one another like the Bobbsey Twins as imagined by Quentin Tarantino, True Blood’s two greatest adversaries catch each other’s gaze and erupt with laughter.

What is wrong with these people

This is the worst best most terrible horrible greatest picture ever. 

Apparently this child is on Vampire Diaries or something idk who he is but here you go.

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