Clearly my paparazzi skills are lacking, but I was totally caught off-guard.
From the back it’s just a random tall dude carrying lunch. From the front it’s probably TAKE ME RIGHT NOW ON THE SIDEWALK I DON’T CARE WHO’S WATCHING EXCEPT THAT LADY IN THE HAT SHE SEEMS DISAPPROVING.
Dear Askars: I do believe that you are sexually assaulting that man next to you there. Keep your hands to yourself, buddy. Unless they’re on me.
Micke really was a total diva, what with shirking his job responsibilities and complaining about taking his dirty pants off and whatnot. Though I suspect that’s not what they were going for with the shirt.
He seriously looks like a giraffe hiding in the trees. Love it.