That’s Alexander Skarsgård speaking. And while we respect his need to unplug, it’s hard to sympathise with the guy given that he’s staring at himself in the mirror as a gorgeous woman massages his bronzed arms with moisturiser. Things could be worse.
Sometimes I read interviews with other actors that make my eyes straight up roll out of my head and down the block (*coughBenelizardCumbertwatcough*) and then I’m really glad Alex says the same stuff over and over and over and generally doesn’t make an ass of himself.
Wait I don't get the whole cabbage thing. Who/what is that?
You don’t know who Cabbage is? *gasp* Cabbage is the 8th and newest Skarsgård progeny. Though it turns out his name isn’t actually Cabbage Bear, it’s more like Coal Bear. He’ll always always be Cabbage to me though.