Chris Meloni as an incredibly powerful vampire? That means he'll probably be part of the Authority, right? And Eric is gonna get in deep shit with the Authority next season, right? Which means Chris' character will imprison Eric and make him his sex slave, RIGHT?
Ehrm, well, uh, you probably shouldn’t get your hopes up about that one.
How would I know? I’m not his BFF. I don’t go to Joan’s with him. I don’t get to ride around in his fancy car. I don’t get invited to his glögg party. When I met him he was super nice (and also beautiful and smiley and perfect and tall and beautiful and nice also) and everyone I know who has ever met him said he was super nice and everything I’ve read from every other person who has ever met him has said he was super nice. That’s all I can tell you since I’m merely a random person on the internet.
UGH why can't ASkars be a camera whore and take daily pictures of himself posing in front of the mirror and leaning against douchey fast cars and what he's eating for dinner? I'd forgive him for it, since anything is better than this NOTHING.