So you all know we’re going through a severe drought right now, and I’ve run out of pithy things to stay about pictures I’ve posted five times before. So instead, go to my ask box and ask for anything Alex-related and I’ll try to find it.
And I will be very upset if you all send me some variation on “I’m requesting his penis!”
Ok…this is a little out there but an interesting-fun read.
I’ve never met a vampire, but I know they’re great at sex. Or so “True Blood” would have us believe. In the second episode of this season, Eric Northman, the show’s wayward Viking vampire played by Alexander Skarsgard, has sex with…
Oh god, I thought about this once and the conclusion I came to was…….I don’t want to think about it ever again.
So I'm sure I'm one of the people you blocked, and I have a good idea why. You're so fucking lame.
Ok, listen. It’s not like you’re paying me for the privilege of seeing the shit I post (stuff that can be found anywhere). I can do anything I want. If I really felt like it, I could wake up tomorrow and turn this into a tumblr devoted to babboon butts. But I won’t, because I have too much fun doing this. And if you’re ruining my fun, for any arbitrary reason, you’re going bye bye. K?
Sorry for all the snippy stuff lately. Real life is starting to interfere.
Re: the 'elusive Swedish Yeti' ? - Wouldn't Askars have been preppin/ working on scripts for new season TB filming recently? Don't TB producers start filming November/Dec each year? have you seen any sneaky studio material/rumours/on set stuff yet? I hopes there nice Christmas break photos of the guy which surface tho- family, friends & home to Sweden for the Yeti man?
1) Yes they’ve been prepping but he’s also been out of the country.
2) They started production yesterday.
3) I don’t know anything. I just hope there’s some sexy times. That’s all I ask for.
4) He doesn’t usually get to go home for Christmas.
ooooh, so many people going on the block list lately. Love it. Doesn’t stop people I dislike from re-blogging from me, but at least I don’t have to see their insane shit everywhere. And there’s tons of inane shit lately.
edit: whoops, put insane instead inane. Ahh well, still effective.
“I mean I think Pam is like his spoiled daughter. And she gets away with more than anyone else around Eric. It’s kinda like, Eric, you know if you had a big CEO of a huge company and people around him all day, they’re all like, “Yes sir, yes sir.” When he talks they nod and when he tells a bad joke they laugh and then he comes home to his little daughter and she’s like, “Dad you bought the standard version of The Little Mermaid!” and he’s like, “Oh I’m sorry, honey! I’m sorry! I’ll get the right one!” I think it’s a little like that, you know.”—
Alexander Skarsgård on relationship between Eric and Pam. (via tiergarten)
do you agree with all these internet movements to get the actors of true blood to host snl? I would support it if this was the snl of the 90's or earlier, but now...? I just don't think the show is funny anymore, and it would be unfortunate to watch the true blood actors slog through an hour of shitty material ...
Eh, not really. I only watch anymore if Jon Hamm or Justin Timberlake are going to be on. I think we can all agree that we want to see him on tv more, though.
And yes, I am aware that like 75% of what I’m doing these days is answering questions. But his alter ego is the Elusive Swedish Yeti for a reason.
OH HELL NO. Listen, I like the guy and all, but I am not down with people tattooing stranger’s faces on their bodies. If I ever got a tattoo, it would be of something completely safe and boring, like a flower.
Even if I did have a penchant for tattoos, what if he did something horrible one day? What if he killed someone? What if he hit a puppy with his car? What if he became a Yankees fan? I wouldn’t be able to look at it without being disgusted.
Hey there! I'm obsessed with your tumblr, I pretty much check it 50 times a day. Its completely unhealthy! But oh well, I won't sue you if I go mad <3
I saw your comment about the askars "Breakup Soundtrack" HAHA and I sooooo agree that ontd sucks now. A shame.
The first thing I saw on ONTD this morning was some post dishing “dirt” on a bunch of Disney kids like the Jonas brothers and MIley Cyrus. Most of the comments were all “ZOMG EPIC POST IS EPIC!!!!!!!!”