↳ Eric Northman
True Blood | 7.05 ”Lost Cause”
Only an idiot would think this is perfect. True Blood is such a terrible show, with a terrible plot they have to use gimmicks and titillation because there is zero talent and absolutely nothing of substance. True Blood caters to the lowest common denominator in our society.
You are like super mad about nothing. Let people enjoy our soapy vampire show and you can go off and be sullen and angry in a corner, mmmkay? Maybe write a ranty blog post about it.
LMAO this is not satire. This a for real real “news” article
Ted Cruz Ticked Off by ‘True Blood’
Sen. Ted Cruz got a cameo on HBO’s “True Blood” that he didn’t even ask for – and now his fangs are out.
The Texas Republican’s name was dropped on Sunday night’s episode as two of the show’s vampires, Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) and Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), headed to the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas to take out their enemy, Sarah Newlin (Anna Camp).
Cruz, responding to his most recent brush with pop culture, took to Facebook on Tuesday to air his disapproval. “Sunday night, they aired a misogynist and profanity-ridden episode where Texas Republicans are murdered attending a ‘Ted Cruz fundraiser,’” Cruz wrote, noting that he was seriously surprised to be mentioned on HBO’s often-violent, super sexed-up vampire show.
“Well, I’m sorry to have lost the vampire vote, but am astonished (and amused) that HBO is suggesting that hard-core leftists are blood-sucking fiends,” Cruz concluded.
I’m guessing he has nothing more important to do…
idk. I went to a tumblr that I knew would be talking about them, but then I wanted to stab myself in the face because of all the psycho hysterical people reblogging it (why the fuck do they continue to write essays about a show they clearly hate? And they spend most of their time talking about Beel even though they hate him the most. Get some hobbies, people. Anyway…..).
I don’t really care if they’re real or fake, I will just continue to enjoy all the Eric/Pam and a side of Lafayette.
The fuck kind of expectation is that? If you marry someone hot and rich and famous you lock him down for LIFE. None of this “first ex-wife” nonsense.
"Alex is such a gas, because he loves it when he gets to go to an extreme with a costume. He milks it. He goes crazy for that stuff." - Audrey Fisher, True Blood costume designer
Some of you know of Houdini the Disapproving Bunny - he has cataracts and is blind in one eye now. :(
But that just means that now he looks more evil while judging you.